Reds Pitcher Homer Bailey “Does it Live,” Dominates Giants with Second No-hitter

Tearing a page out of Bill O’Reilly’s playbook, Reds pitcher Homer Bailey calmly decided “fuck it, we’ll do it live” when he took the mound on Tuesday night. And do it live he did…

After tossing the season’s first no-hitter against the defending World Series-champion San Francisco Giants, the 27-year-old hurler took to the mic for a colorful encore…

And what the “fuck” just happened exactly?

In case you didn’t hear that correctly…

Let’s recap that last out, from three perspectives (courtesy of blogredmachine.com)

A silenced crowd awaits the final out…

“You can call me Big Red”

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He is what we thought he was! … wait … that’s Dennis Green…

And we will leave you with a…

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