Slim Thug Says Dwight Howard Should Play For Houston Because of Strippers and The Malls
Houston rapper Slim Thug is doing his best to get Dwight Howard to sign with his local NBA franchise. The “Like A Boss” rapper made his pitch directly to Howard on why he should sign to the Houston Rockets via Twitter, and it was glorious.
“Yooo @DwightHoward what uppp gone come down to Houston G we got ya u already know Kobe gone act like a girl and blame u all season,” tweeted Slim Thug.
“We real out here u can buy a big ass crib for cheap ill throw u a few assist on h0es make your next move your best move G.”
Besides mentioning the advantages of the real estate market in Texas, Slim Thugga also big upped that H-Town has better strippers, lesser child support payment percentages and much cheaper bottle service prizes.
What do you think?