Only Gus Johnson’s Screaming Sports Calls Can Prepare Us For NFL Season

Nothing gets us pumped for the upcoming NFL season like some vocal-chord testing courtesy of Gus Johnson. With the rhythm of a narrator and the chords of a cobra, Johnson has transformed the world of commentating. Known for his March Madness masterpieces, such as “Rise and fire… Count it,” “Here comes the pain,” “From the parking lot,” “And the Runner….Bang,” Johnson now floods the gridiron with his majestic pursuit of perfection.



Catch your breath, as the Johnson 3000 (the world’s most extreme roller coaster) is set to recap… fast forward to 2:15



Prepare for more…



What is happening?



Nobody understands!