‘MJ and Kobe Identical Plays’ Sequel Video Delivers NBA Freshness

Fresh from YouTube. Factory Sealed!

Enough with the schoolyard MJ-LeBron comparisons, YouTube has shown us that Jordan-Kobe is the only fad there is. With this glorified commercial flocking our screens like the glistening salmon of Capistrano, we dare to endlessly ask… is Kobe the closest thing we’ve got. Not talent, women, or championship ring-wise, but rather swag-wise. Their identical swagger can no longer be dismissed.

On second thought…