Running of the Bull: This is Why we Don’t Have it in America

The running of the bull is probably incredibly fun if you manage to not get trampled and/or gored while fleeing from an angry two-ton bovine.

This fool on the other hand, was not nearly so fortunate. Not sure if this was a real bull run or just some beef ribs taking a stroll down the block, but this guy got trucked worse than a Jadeveon Clowney victim.

Speaking of which…who would you rather be? Mr. Digital Camera, or this poor sap of a running back?