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The Spleaze – Sports Meme and Digital Collage Makers Make Their Mark

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SPORTS PLS! That is the mission statement driving the groundbreaking new site – TheSpleaze.com. The Spleaze masterminds are working tirelessly every day to bring you fresh sports content; their digital collages and sports memes warp your… Continue reading

Darren Sharper: Sexual Deviant, Terrible Person

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Once the most hardenist hittin safety inna league, Darren Sharper likely won’t be seeing an NFL field – or respect from society – ever again. A professional “tough guy” who made his fortune… Continue reading

Just A Day In The Life Of The Miserable Knicks Fan

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With the All-Star weekend in full swing, we have more time to scratch our balls and think about what it means to be a fan. In the case of Knicks fans, like our sorry… Continue reading

The First Ever Fantasy Football Millionaire – Brought to you by FanDuel!

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Did you ever think you could make  $1,000,000 doing ANYTHING? Well, as it turns out, you can make $1,000,000 playing fantasy football this season! We know what you’re thinking – “fantasy football started 6… Continue reading

NFL 2013 Week 4’s Most Depressing Team – Jaguars or Giants?

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In the 3rd round of the 2012 NFL Draft, the Jacksonville Jaguars used pick number 7 on Punter Bryan Anger. A scant few minutes later, the Seattle Seahawks used pick number 12 of… Continue reading

Freakouts Like This Are Only Acceptable in Sports

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We’re not judging here, but it isn’t acceptable to freak out like this about anything. Sports are a rare exception to this rule; for example, the Bills fan below doesn’t seem nearly as… Continue reading

Tom Brady As Miley Cyrus… We Just Don’t Know How to Feel

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While we at the Strap universally despise Tom Brady, with his perfect hair and perfect god damn life, this brief 10 second video has left us feeling confused and slightly sickened. It is… Continue reading

NFL Week 2: Eddie Royal Scores 3 TDs… uh, What?

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As we plunge deeper into Week 2 of the NFL season, the fantasy football world is still reeling from the effects of Eddie Royal’s absurd 7/90/3 line. The diminutive wide receiver is only… Continue reading

Guest Blogging Opportunities at JockStrap Journal

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Dear Sports Bloggers, Jockstrap Journal is seeking sports blog articles for guest submission. There are no limits to guest blogging opportunities, and based on the quality of submissions, you could be asked to… Continue reading

FOX Sports Has Great Announcers

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With our short attention spans, it can become increasingly difficult for television stations to get people to watch unimportant events – a la preseason football. Jay Onrait really wanted audiences to watch Colts… Continue reading

Madden ’13 Shows Us Why Ray Lewis Could Be as Crazy as Joe Flacco Thinks

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Today, news broke that Baltimore Ravens quarterback Joe Flacco never quite understood legendary teammate Ray Lewis’ motivational verbiage. While the defending Super Bowl MVP may be a little slow on the uptake, his… Continue reading

NFL Fantasy Football 2013: Free Money from FanDuel.com!

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Do you love fantasy football? We certainly do at JockStrap Journal. Luckily for you, for NFL 2013 we’ve decided to partner up with FanDuel.com – the ultimate site to experience daily fantasy sports!… Continue reading

NFL 2013: Roger Goodell Strikes Again, Banning Custom Face Masks

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Roger Goodell must be stopped. The man is a power hungry despot, utterly determined to methodically destroy every single thing we love about the National Football League. In between planning the future of… Continue reading

Running of the Bull: This is Why we Don’t Have it in America

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The running of the bull is probably incredibly fun if you manage to not get trampled and/or gored while fleeing from an angry two-ton bovine. This fool on the other hand, was not… Continue reading

Chris Johnson, Devin Hester Race a Cheetah – Place Your Bets

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We’ve seen athletes do some crazy things for cash and publicity; from slapping Shaq’s face on a tallboy of cream soda, to Tiki Barber offering to join your flag football team for a… Continue reading

Nobody is Happier About Aaron Hernandez than Rob Gronkowski

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Rob Gronkowski may have come under a lot of scrutiny thanks to his brotastic ways, but judging by this face, we’d say he’s pretty happy to (not) have Aaron Hernandez around.    … Continue reading

Andrea Bargnani to the Knicks isn’t as Bad as You Think

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The New York Knicks’ front office executives are up to their old tricks again. Just when Knick fans were settling in for a completely uneventful summer, James Dolan and sidekick Glen Grunwald decided… Continue reading