NFL 2013 Week 4’s Most Depressing Team – Jaguars or Giants?

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In the 3rd round of the 2012 NFL Draft, the Jacksonville Jaguars used pick number 7 on Punter Bryan Anger. A scant few minutes later, the Seattle Seahawks used pick number 12 of… Continue reading

NFL Playoff Picture Looking Much Different This Year…

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Yes, there are 13 games left to go in the 16-game NFL regular season. So it is a bit early to be talking about the playoffs. Or is it? The NFL is a… Continue reading

Why The NBA’s Newest Jersey Experiment May Ruin Nicknames Forever

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Jerseys that once read James, Pierce, and Allen will now display King, Truth, and Shuttlesworth. That’s right, the NBA is considering nicknames on Heat and Nets jerseys, naturally tarnishing the point of the… Continue reading

Here’s The Most Epic Pee Wee Football Quarterback TD Run You’ll Ever Watch

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Today, we have the pleasure of seeing 3 Madden stats in action with textbook examples straight from the TM vs. Ariton pee-wee football game on September 7th. This young gunslinger shows off scrambling… Continue reading

Freakouts Like This Are Only Acceptable in Sports

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We’re not judging here, but it isn’t acceptable to freak out like this about anything. Sports are a rare exception to this rule; for example, the Bills fan below doesn’t seem nearly as… Continue reading

The Most Frustrating, Yet Amazing Interview With a Pitcher You’ll Ever Read

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Welcome our newest keyboard scriptist, field of dreams insider Thomas M. Watt. His revolutionary mockup of today’s faux pitching interview will keep you clinging to life…¬† Thanks Eddy! Tim here with C.J. Cooper,… Continue reading

2014 NFL Draft: Jacksonville Jaguars Are Already on the Clock

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Yes, I know there are a boatload of 0-2 teams in the NFL, but the Jacksonville Jaguars are clearly going to get the top pick in the 2014 NFL Draft. This team is… Continue reading

Erin Andrews Photobombing Defines 2013 NFL Season

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We’ve seen some heinous shit from fans, but this quietly destructive duo may just take the cake. Dreads or drooling beards… that’s the question. Can journalistic hottie Erin Andrews elude her impending fate?… Continue reading

Tom Brady As Miley Cyrus… We Just Don’t Know How to Feel

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While we at the Strap universally despise Tom Brady, with his perfect hair and perfect god damn life, this brief 10 second video has left us feeling confused and slightly sickened. It is… Continue reading

NFL Week 2: Eddie Royal Scores 3 TDs… uh, What?

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As we plunge deeper into Week 2 of the NFL season, the fantasy football world is still reeling from the effects of Eddie Royal’s absurd 7/90/3 line. The diminutive wide receiver is only… Continue reading

Honest Confessions From a Real, Frustrated New York Mets Fan…

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Guest post from the ‘Strap’s newest author, CT, a mostly confused teenager who runs the blog themostlyconfusedteenager.wordpress.com. She gracefully details the struggles and beauties of being a Mets fan. If you’re reading this… Continue reading

2013 NFL Rant: How Bill Belichick Has Ruined Football

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The loose hoodie, that smug smile, his¬†air of scumbag¬†entitlement. Bill Belichick is our worst fucking nightmare. To Jets fans he’s the chilling enemy, to NFL fans worldwide a boring legend. But to the… Continue reading

Guest Blogging Opportunities at JockStrap Journal

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Dear Sports Bloggers, Jockstrap Journal is seeking sports blog articles for guest submission. There are no limits to guest blogging opportunities, and based on the quality of submissions, you could be asked to… Continue reading

2013 NFL Suckfest: Jacksonville Jaguars Should Rethink Tim Tebow Snub

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After watching the Jacksonville Jaguars play in a half-empty stadium in the regular-season opener and score two points… yes that’s right TWO points… against the Kansas City Chiefs on Sunday, one has to… Continue reading

Who is Sports Analyst Stephen A. Smith?

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We just can’t put our finger on him. But wait, we all know him… beloved ESPN analyst and face of the show First Take, Mr. Stephen A. Smith (no, not Ludacris)… But do… Continue reading

2013 NFL Season: 13 Bold Predictions For This Year

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As the NFL regular season approaches, it’s time for some succulent preseason predictions… 1. The NFC will win the Super Bowl. Go ahead and mark this down. At some sports books you can… Continue reading

5 Reasons We Still Want to Be Like Mike!

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Michael Jordan. A name that even the youngest generation of kids know without ever having seen him play. He is still contested as the best ball player to put two feet on a… Continue reading

Matt Harvey Injury 2013: The Sad Life of a Mets Fan

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It’s 4 o’clock on the last Monday of August, another humid afternoon in stinking Manhattan. But today is not just another hot day in the big city, it’s the day Mets fans truly… Continue reading

FOX Sports Has Great Announcers

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With our short attention spans, it can become increasingly difficult for television stations to get people to watch unimportant events – a la preseason football. Jay Onrait really wanted audiences to watch Colts… Continue reading

Madden ’13 Shows Us Why Ray Lewis Could Be as Crazy as Joe Flacco Thinks

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Today, news broke that Baltimore Ravens quarterback Joe Flacco never quite understood legendary teammate Ray Lewis’ motivational verbiage. While the defending Super Bowl MVP may be a little slow on the uptake, his… Continue reading

Should We Be Excited That Week 1 of the 2013 College Football Season is One Week From Tonight?

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A week from right now, life will be good again. College football will be here. Or will it? From time to time, the players who play for our favorite schools embarrass us with… Continue reading