2013 NBA Draft: Results and Rapture-triggering Reactions

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Hours after the 2013 NBA Draft reached a brutal end, in-house scout Superb Sperb was rapidly reacting…rapidly. After making the world’s most beloved mock draft, the draft whisperer is here to cap it… Continue reading

Jazz land Burke

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Originally posted on Sideline Update:
The NCAA Player of the Year, Michigan’s Trey Burke, was selected 9th by the Minnesota Timberwolves in the 2013 NBA Draft. The Timberwolves then traded Burke to the…

Dirk Contacts Dwight; Let The Mavs’ Recruiting Begin!

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Originally posted on CBS Dallas / Fort Worth:
(credit: Nathaniel S. Butler/NBAE via Getty Images) DALLAS (CBSDFW.COM) – Let the recruiting begin. “I reached out to (Dwight Howard),’’ Dirk Nowitzki said Thursday from just…

Wolves Take Burke With 9th Pick

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Originally posted on WCCO | CBS Minnesota:
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — The Minnesota Timberwolves selected Michigan point guard Trey Burke with the ninth overall pick in the first round of the NBA draft on Thursday…

Cavs Take Bennett With No. 1 Pick In NBA Draft

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Originally posted on CBS Cleveland:
NEW YORK (AP) — Anthony Bennett was stunned at the start. David Stern had a big surprise at the finish. In between, Nerlens Noel and a number of…

3-Time NBA All-Star Allegedly Caught With Truckload Of Illegal Fireworks

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Originally posted on CBS Los Angeles:
LOS ANGELES (CBSLA.com) — A three-time NBA All-Star was arrested Thursday morning for allegedly possessing illegal fireworks in his vehicle. Gilbert Arenas, 32, was initially pulled over…

Hate Me Now: Nas, Hype Williams, and Aaron Hernandez’s Tattoos

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“Die Mutha Fucka, Die Mutha Fucka Die,” Crackles over the bass-boom between the first chorus to Nas’ 1998 come-up anthem “Hate Me Now.” The song was sacred enough to Hernandez to have the… Continue reading

2013 NBA Mock Draft: First Round Predictions

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The 2013 NBA Draft is only two days away, which means in-house draft expert Superb J Sperb will be spitting his filthy projections all over our NBA stage. Some have called this year’s… Continue reading

How Could You Not Want an Overpriced Tim Tebow Fathead?!

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Tebow’s career may have been spit on, rammed into the curb, and brutally beaten by the three-ring Jets, but it barely lost it’s market value. If you’re like the thousand other drooling Tebow fans… Continue reading

Kevin Durant Officially Signs with Jay-Z’s Roc Nation Sports

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Scottie Pippen Arrested, Charged With Felony Assault

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Pippin clearly misses Jordan…

Canada Didn’t Want Nik Wallenda To Die, America Could Give A Shit

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The Knicks Will Need Chris Copeland to Return

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A 29-year-old rookie shattered all doubts and helped propel the Knicks to new levels.

Most Thrilling Commentator in Sports: Jack Edwards or Gus Johnson?

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Sure, blame overtime thrillers for the mass excitement surrounding this year’s Stanley Cup Finals. But we know who’s really behind the rupture-triggering infusion of energy…exuberant commentator Jack Edwards (below)… (Image via awfulannouncing.blogspot.com) To… Continue reading

Spurs’ Game 7 Loss to Heat Haunts Tim Duncan

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Image via theagonyofdefeat.tumblr.com/

Drake Refused Access To Heat Locker Room Following Game 7

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Finally a Drake production worth watching.

Chris Bosh is the Only Consolation to us After LeBron’s Second Title

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Welp, pure evil won out again in the end. We may have held out hope that the goodness of Tim Duncan’s old guard Spurs would overcome the villainy of South Beach, but in… Continue reading

Kanye West’s ‘Yeezus’: One Listener’s Maniacal Review

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Instead of a traditional review of Kanye’s new album, we’ve got in-house comedian Lucas Lu, eccentric listener of albums, to live blog as he listens to the aberrant “Yeezus” for the first time:… Continue reading