Remember Mo Vaughn? What about Rick Ross? Apparently they are one, just like Fred Savage and every classic actor we know. They are the American dream. Self-made disaster posted below. Thank you Fangraphs… Continue reading
Yep, you heard it here first. Myyyyy man.
Still wondering when the real dunk contest is happenin? Well, time to grab some knee braces, goggles, fat afros and head over to the Rucka for some tea and crumpets with the world’s… Continue reading
@Mad_Cheddar unlocks the solution to all the Knicks’ problems. We all wish Bill Murray and every other Ghostbuster were unlockable in NBA Jam. Who ya gonna call?
Jockstrap fashion critic-turned-critical fashionista Alexis H, a.k.a. A-town Down, spits her emotional reaction to Evgeni’s 2001 performance after it was remixed with Ginuwine’s “Pony,” which you can find below. But speaking of Elgin… Continue reading
@Mad_Cheddar strikes again.
Pulled from the coffee-brewed-in-my-toaster-oven confines of lovely Brighton Beach, we’ve been given the gift of comedic life by our own @scottshay with his new NBA hit series, Dunks and Disasters (which can be… Continue reading
Jockstrap’s own scottshay caught this monstrous high school throwdown on his piece of shit, 1983 Sony Betamovie (pretty in shape iphone 4?). He then turned this year’s best amateur dunk into musical, Coney… Continue reading
Antonio Gates is masterfully scripted by artist Matthew Woodson. Bravo.
Black pants will turn this already dominating team into a fashion juggernaut when the Panthers wrestle the confusing-as-fuck Jets on Sunday at 4. Black jacket, black pants, brilliant reputation. A black visor for… Continue reading
“I am the greatest, I said that even before I knew I was.” – Muhammad Ali With five days left until the 2013 NBA shitshow, the time is now for los Bockers. Knicks… Continue reading
Once surrounded by optimistic fanfare and a rifle arm, Vikings’ new failure-under-center Josh Freeman now finds himself with an afro more padded than his stat sheet. Since tossing a franchise-record 5 touchdowns against… Continue reading
A potentially exciting Thursday night showdown between the Chicago Bears and pussified Giants quickly and expectedly turned into a thorough beatdown thanks to the gentle touch of Eli’s post-interception shoulder shrug and his… Continue reading
They hit punters. And then roid rage about it. Not cool, bro. Related articles Locker Room Buzz: Indianapolis Colts (schufootballreport.wordpress.com) Half-Time Report: Seattle Seahawks edging Indianapolis Colts by two points (sportsmole.co.uk) Top 9… Continue reading
Jerseys that once read James, Pierce, and Allen will now display King, Truth, and Shuttlesworth. That’s right, the NBA is considering nicknames on Heat and Nets jerseys, naturally tarnishing the point of the… Continue reading
We’ve seen some heinous shit from fans, but this quietly destructive duo may just take the cake. Dreads or drooling beards… that’s the question. Can journalistic hottie Erin Andrews elude her impending fate?… Continue reading
Guest post from the ‘Strap’s newest author, CT, a mostly confused teenager who runs the blog themostlyconfusedteenager.wordpress.com. She gracefully details the struggles and beauties of being a Mets fan. If you’re reading this… Continue reading
The loose hoodie, that smug smile, his air of scumbag entitlement. Bill Belichick is our worst fucking nightmare. To Jets fans he’s the chilling enemy, to NFL fans worldwide a boring legend. But to the… Continue reading
It’s 4 o’clock on the last Monday of August, another humid afternoon in stinking Manhattan. But today is not just another hot day in the big city, it’s the day Mets fans truly… Continue reading
The half-man, half-savage approach has always worked for fiery play-caller Jon Gruden. 100 career wins, a Lombardi trophy, and an awkward ESPN special dedicated to him certainly sounds like quite the NFL finish, though… Continue reading
This is a guest post submitted by Stacy Duh. Stacy has always enjoyed playing sports keeping up with the latest sports news, notably when the Buckeyes are involved. She works with Phoenix Bats,… Continue reading
